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Bush Pardons "Survivor" Producer for
Reenacting Some Scenes for TV
President admits his press conferences are
also reenactments. |
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FALL SCHEDULE HIGHLIGHTS
Starvation Island – An
island with no food provides the
backdrop and dilemma for a dozen
attractive, scantily-clad singles on
ABC.
The Big
Thirst – Lots of salty
things to eat, but nothing to drink is
the hook on this poorly-thought-out
entry from NBC sponsored by Coke!
Hell House
– On Fox, ten adults from widely
different backgrounds are locked in a
large house with no bathrooms. Each
hopes to win twenty million dollars. |
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LAW |
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Study: Many Put to Death
Were Innocent
But solid majority were
probably guilty. |
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Ruling in "3 Stooges" Case
Opens Door for Others
Andy Warhol estate sued by Campbell's. |
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RUMSFELD SAYS
NUCLEAR ATTACK CODE SAFE WITH HIM
Delta, tango, delta, one,
one, red, three, delta just kidding, he cracks. |
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HEALTH
/ MEDICINE
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After 30 Years, U.S. Declares
Victory in War on Cancer
Also claims victories in War on Drugs, War on Poverty. |
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INTERNET
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Pillster Allows Members to
Swap Prescriptions Online
Doctors are furious. |
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White House Hacks Teen’s Web Site
Maryland youth’s personal home page down for several
hours. |
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LIFESTYLE |
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Smith & Wesson to Make
"Smart" Gun
Weapon will only fire in self-defense. |
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HEAVY RAINS SHORTEN
NUDIST CONVENTION
A convention-goer waits
for his bus home. |
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