| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Claims He Can Do Anything
He Wants With Classified Documents
“They're mine,
mine, mine!” he pouts. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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President Biden Comes
Out in Support of Writers
as Strike Drags On
Says he "can't wait" for new
episodes of “Mash.” |
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| MEDIA |
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CNN'S Trump Town Hall
Comes Off Without a Hitch
Or a fact. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Expert: AI Could Replace
80% of Jobs in Next Few Years
Depends on your productivity and attitude,
says one supervising chatbot. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: Lab-Grown Meat
Could be 25 Times Worse
for Environment Than Beef
Turns out Impossible burgers have
10,000-year half-life, require
more amps than a bitcoin. |
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 UFO Spotted
Over San Francisco
Public divided over whether it
is an existential threat or a new
attraction. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Dubai Building World's
First 3D-Printed Mosque
“That's amazing,” marvels one laid
off construction worker. |
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| BREAKING
NEWS |
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Ukraine Says It's Almost
Ready to Launch
Counteroffensive
“We'll announce the exact date and
time soon,” says Zelensky. |
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