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TRUMP HOLDS FIRST CABINET MEETING
Everyone tells him he's doing great, except Gen.
Mattis, who is dropped into a shark tank
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WORLD NEWS |
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Trump Joins Other Arab Nations
in Condemning Qatar for Supporting
Terrorism
Next day sells them $12 billion in F-15s,
as punishment. |
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Dennis Rodman Visits North Korea
to Forge Peace Agreement
Only figure respected by both Kim
Jong-un and Donald Trump. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Five Men Own as Much as
Nearly Half the World's Population
Greatest concentration of wealth since Scrooge McDuck. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Pence Downplays Hiring
Own Lawyer
Pooh-poohs Priebus interviewing bail bondsmen. |
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Labor Secretary Announces
Administration's Plan for
an Apprentice Program
No word yet on celebrity version. |
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REMINDER |
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You're considered innocent until
proven guilty by your own tweet. |
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New York: New Law Prohibits
Employers From Asking Job
Candidates Their Previous Salary
Or why they want to work at McDonald's. |
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Trump Names Son's Wedding
Planner to Run New York
HUD Office
Barron's nanny had turned it down. |
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POLITICS |
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Trump's Lawyer Hires a Lawyer
Trump's lawyer's lawyer hires a lawyer, who
says he too is seeking counsel. |
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