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HONG KONG: “UMBRELLA REVOLUTION”
CONTINUES TO CHALLENGE CHINESE AUTHORITY
Umbrella makers regret choice of Hong Kong for annual trade show. |
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Kim Jong Un Reportedly Ill From Eating
Too Much Emmenthal Cheese
Since story broke he's received thousands of wedges
of Emmenthal cheese from well-wishers all over globe. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Three Presidents Gather
Nos. 42, 45 and 51. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Secret Service Under Fire
After Latest White House
Intruder Incident
Helped intruder over fence, showed
him through house, served him milk
and cookies. |
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JPMorgan Chase: 76 Million
Accounts Compromised in
Cyberattack
And their CEO has pocket picked while on vacation. |
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| REMINDER |
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The only thing stopping a bad guy with
a drone is a good guy with a drone. |
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Jobless Rate Falls Below 6%
As more multi-millionaires find work. |
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| PROTOCOL |
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Fasting Indian Premier Attends White
House Dinner; Other Attendees, Being
Polite, Also Fast
Later, big party in kitchen. |
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