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 NO. 656 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 8 - 14, 2013 

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13% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE PRESIDENT OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST
But still like him.
 
WORLD NEWS
Eurozone Jobless Rate Reaches New High of 12%, Greece, Spain at 26%
Leaders call for more austerity because it has worked so well so far.
Guided Missile Destroyer John S. McCain Sent to Korean Peninsula to Deter Threats
If that doesn’t work, we’ll send John McCain himself.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
California: Legoland Hotel Opens for Business
Kids love it, parents find beds a little hard.
U. S. NEWS
Unemployment Rate Drops as
More Stop Looking for Work

And flee to Mexico.
North Carolina Republicans Introduce a Bill to Establish Religion in State
Along with companion bill to ban teaching U.S. Constitution in schools.
 
REMINDER
  Get all your offshore ducks in a row.
 
Survey: 48% of U.S. Christians Believe Jesus “Definitely” Coming Back Sometime in Next 40 Years
Couldn't care less about Social Security cost of living adjustments.
 
EDUCATION
284,000 College Grads Had
Minimum Wage Jobs Last Year

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