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 NO. 1222 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 4 - 10, 2024 

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LATEST POLLS: TRUMP MOVES AHEAD OF BIDEN
Doomsday Clock moves closer to midnight.
 
WORLD NEWS
French Senate Enshrines Abortion
in Country's Constitution

Thirty-four million Frenchwomen can't be wrong.
 
POLITICS
Trump Takes Lead Among Hispanics
Many of whom will be deported if he wins.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Last Member of Hillary Team: Mount Everest Too Crowded, Dirty
Summit “like Times Square on New Year's Eve,” he says, heartbroken.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court to Rule
on Trump's Claim of
Absolute Immunity

Court sees it as following up an earlier claim by King George.
McConnell to Step Down From Party Leadership Post
He's already in talks to be the new voice of “Yertle the Turtle” on Hulu.
 
REMINDER
  With age comes wisdom, and the occasional gaffe.
 
Jack Smith Asks for July 8th
Trial Date in Classified Docs Case

Team Trump asks for 12th of Never.
 
LAW
Georgia Bill Allows Arrest
of Anyone Suspected of
Being in U.S. Illegally

For example: every gardener.
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