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 NO. 805 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 7 - 13, 2016 

Feb 29
Mar 14
KIM JONG-UN PUTS NORTH KOREA'S NUCLEAR ARSENAL ON HIGH ALERT
And says, if he could, he'd vote for Trump.
 
WORLD NEWS
Moody’s Cuts Rating on
Chinese Bonds

China must tackle problem like everybody else: bribe Moody’s.
Brazil Plans $250 Million
Spy-Proof Underwater
Cable to Europe

Just in case anyone ever thinks of spying on them.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
McDonald's Offering Happy Meal Boxes That Convert to Virtual Reality Glasses
Kids get to view the uneaten fruit in mind-blowing 3-D.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court: Justice Thomas
Breaks Silence, Speaks for First
Time in Ten Years

He asks, “Where's Scalia?”
Apple Continues to Resist FBI on Unlocking Evidence in iPhones
Meanwhile, criminals, terrorists, philanderers flocking to Apple Stores to buy latest models.
 
REMINDER
  Reality TV is the new reality.
 
Iowa Lawmakers Pass Bill Allowing Children Under 14 to Have Handguns With Parental Supervision
At least one parent must be present at all mass shootings.
 
SPECIAL REPORT
Osama bin Laden Feared Wife's Tooth Contained a Tracking Device
Actually, it was a microphone.
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