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TECHNOLOGY
World's First 3D Chocolate Printer Unveiled
It can also print Ozempic.
Elon Musk Sues OpenAI, Wants Its Software Released to Public
Then we can all become evil geniuses.
 
TRENDS
Report: Record 25% of 40-Year-Old Americans Have Never Married
“This is deeply troubling,” says prominent divorce lawyer.
 
EDUCATION
Study: Half of All College
Graduates Working at Jobs
That Don't Use Their Degrees

“I have an M.A. in Philosophy but I have to work as an art historian to get by,” complains one.
 
SPORTS
Colleges Consider Banning Fans From Storming Court After Basketball Games
Some call for a return to having a fence around the court, to protect the “cagers.”
FEATURE
How many legal cases in state and federal courts were Trump and his businesses involved in before he was elected president?
   A )  40  
   B )  80  
   C )  120  
   D )  Over 4,000  
Hint: and he hasn't spent a single night in jail.
 
GAMES
8-Year-Old Becomes Youngest
Chess Player to Beat a
Grandmaster

Grandmaster gets even, clobbers kid in game of Chutes and Ladders.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Man Extends Guinness World Record for Big Macs Eaten to Over 34,000
McDonald's gives him $1 million to not donate his body to science.

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