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| U. S. SHADOW
GOVERNMENT SEEKS TO
PRESERVE SPECIES |
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IN UNDERGROUND
BUNKERS
Currently
selecting women based on
their "highly
stimulating sexual
characteristics,"
says unidentified spokesperson
(above). |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Arafat Wants to Go to the
Bathroom
But Israel won’t let him. |
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Iran, Iraq, North Korea
Discuss Next Move
Strategy dominates weeky meeting of Axis
of Evil. |
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White House Blames Clinton
For Mideast Violence
Also for fleas, El Niño, pimples. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Christo
Tie-Dyes Mars
Project took artist two
years to complete. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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White House Acknowledges
Existence of "Shadow"
Government
It's been in power since the 2000
election. |
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Pentagon, After Criticism,
Closes Office of Strategic Influence
Will shift staff,
responsibilities to Office of Outright
Lies. |
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Nixon Considered Using
A-Bomb, Tapes Reveal
But decided against dropping it on
Katherine Graham. |
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REMINDER
Last person to leave
the bunker turns out the
lights. |
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DEA Closes Down Mexican
Drug Smuggling Tunnel
Will re-open this summer as a toll road. |
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Greenspan: Slow, But
Steady Recovery
Then, in third quarter, the abyss. |
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