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 NO. 1199 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 25 - OCT 1, 2023 

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REPORT: TRUMP PRIVATELY FEARS GOING TO PRISON
Aware that it's bad for his brand.
 
WORLD NEWS
Study: Humans Destroying
Entire Branches of Tree of Life

Fortunately, we've got robots to replace them.
Japan: More Than 10% of
Population Over 80

Restaurants complain they're losing money on early bird dinners.
UK: Coffee Passes Tea in Popularity
Now “High Tea” is only a popular brand of cannabis.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Senators Disagree Over New Relaxed Dress Code
Sinema favors patterns, Fetterman hoodies.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Urges Government
Shutdown to Stop His Prosecutions

Says he'll personally reimburse his supporters for any missed Social Security checks.
McCarthy Snubs Zelensky, Won't
Let Him Address Congress

Won't even let him use Congressional restrooms.
 
REMINDER
  If the government shuts down, turn to the private sector for help.
 
Merrick Garland Grilled by
GOP-Led Judiciary Committee

Chairman Jim Jordan only slips a few times, blames “sloppy proofreading” for saying “Benghazi” instead of “Hunter Biden.”
 
POLITICS
Menendez Charged With Three Counts of Bribery
Dismisses it as “election interference” after announcing he's running for president.
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