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 NO. 1200 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2023 

Sep 25
Oct 9
CONGRESS VOTES TO KEEP GOVERNMENT OPEN
However, Ukraine will have to close.
 
WORLD NEWS
Germany: Oktoberfest Begins
Most attendees stay until Dry January.
 
ELECTION 2024
ABC/WaPo Poll: Trump Leading Biden by 10 Points
American people apparently want to see him run things from prison.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Photo Emerges of Trump Purchasing Gun
Also, he sends invitations to judges and prosecutors from his five pending trials to meet him on Fifth Avenue.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Trump Hired Fake
Union Workers to Appear
at His Michigan Rally

“I would have hired real union workers but they wanted too much money,” he explains.
Biden's Dog Bites Another
Secret Service Agent

“Hasn't bitten the same one twice,” President quips.
 
REMINDER
  A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of every nut to keep and bear a weapon more powerful than the entire British army, shall not be infringed.
 
Trump Suggests Gen. Milley
Should Be Executed

“Along with everyone else who's ever said a bad word about me,” he adds.
 
POLITICS
RFK Jr to Run as Independent
Hopes to attract paranoid schizophrenics from across the political spectrum.
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