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PEOPLE
Former Aide: Trump Scribbled Notes, To-Do Lists on Classified Docs
Turned top secret nuclear targeting maps into paper airplanes.
Anecdote of Trump Insulting Disabled Vet Goes Viral
Solidifies his support among sadistic psychopaths.
 
MEDIA
DOJ Sues Google for
Monopolizing Search

Now when you Google “DOJ,” you're told it stands for “Department of Jerks.”
 
BUSINESS
Hollywood: Writers, Producers
Reach an Agreement

Some claim agreement written entirely by AI.
Rupert Murdoch Retires, Hands Control to His Son
The more ruthless one (left).
SCIENCE
Subterranean Ocean on Jupiter's Moon Europa Contains Carbon
An essential ingredient in the manufacture of club soda.
 
TECHNOLOGY
 
Philosophers, Scientists, Computer Experts List Qualities Indicating a Machine is Conscious
“If it asks for money” tops the list.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Companies “Greenwashing” Hurts Effort to Halt Global Warming
Then they whitewash their greenwashing by laundering their money.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week's correction of a previous item claiming July, not June, was the planet's warmest month on record was itself incorrect. August just passed July as the planet's warmest month on record. We regret the error.

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