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 NO. 1056 “Expect the Ironic” DEC 28 2020 - JAN 3 2021 

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TRUMP VOWS TO “WORK TIRELESSLY” THROUGH HOLIDAYS
On his putting.
 
U. S. NEWS
Report: Pentagon Wary of Trump's Talk of Martial Law
And referring to himself as “generalissimo.”
Biden Agenda Includes Overturning Many of Trump's Actions
First up: replace all the White House shower heads.
 
WORLD NEWS
Poll: Half of Russians Don't Believe Navalny Poisoned
Russian food is that bad.
UK: Border Closes Due to New Covid Outbreak
Trucks loaded with cheese can neither enter nor leave England.
(Once again we turn to our stellar panel of psychics, seers and soothsayers for a look at what's to come in the new year.)
Kandu: “The coronavirus magically disappears and Donald Trump is awarded the Nobel Prize.”
Madame Blavinsky: “Zoom seances will be all the rage until the Feds move in.”
Cassandra: “A Civil War reenactment gets out of hand, leading to a Constitutional crisis.”
Nostradamus: “Humans will be replaced by monoliths, but little else will change.”
Tiresias: “2021 will be boring and uneventful once Donald Trump is forcibly removed from office.”
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