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THE YEAR IN PICTURES – 2020
 
New Atomic Clock Accurate to Within 0.1 Second in 14 Billion Years
Needs resetting every Big Bang.
 
Mexico: Wrestlers Help Enforce Wearing of Face Masks
Miscreants placed in headlock, forced to wear one.
 
Cleveland Indians Announce Plan to Change Name Next Year
And ban scalping.
 
Shoppers Using Augmented Reality to Buy Shoes, Clothing, Cosmetics
And love.
 
FAA Gives Amazon Its Approval to Fly Drones
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives gives its approval to private citizens to shoot down Amazon's drones.
 
 
Nearly Two-Thirds of Americans Fear Porch Pirates Will Steal Their Gifts
And that their doorbell camera video of it won't go viral.
 
Report: Jeff Bezos's Phone Hacked by Saudi Crown Prince
Mohammad bin Salman stripped of Prime membership, banned for life.
 
More Than Half of Adults in China Overweight
Health officials blame forty-three million KFCs.
 
Quantum Computer Makers Expect Major Breakthroughs Soon
“Especially in online poker,” says one.
 
Trump May Have Infected Many of Those Around Him
If so, could hurt chances for Nobel Prize.


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