| POLITICS |
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 Snooki
Endorses Gingrich
He asked her to wait until after he dropped out. |
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Romney: President's Policies Have
Hurt Job Creators
Record high corporate profits could have been
higher; record low corporate tax rates could have
been lower. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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No Sign of Alien Life in Released British
UFO Files
Skeptics say it would be easy for advanced
extraterrestrial intelligences to remove files
pertaining to their visit here, leaving those
who've seen UFOs to appear as loveable
oddballs or incurable drunks. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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In Development: Small, Unmanned Drone
That Can Fly Indefinitely
Capable of carrying really cool teeny-tiny nuclear
weapons. |
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 Robot Wins
at Rock, Paper, Scissors 100% of Time
But consistently loses at love. |
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| Mitt Romney has refused to
release his tax returns before 2010. What might
he be hiding? |
| A ) | He never
paid his taxes before 2010. |
| B ) | He made
over $1 billion in 2003 and got a refund. |
| C ) | He
claimed his dog Seamus as a dependent. |
| D ) | He's
got untold millions hidden in Switzerland, Bermuda
and the Caymans. |
| Hint: The dog died twenty years ago. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Fillibuster Considered an Abomination
by Progressives
But if Romney wins and Republicans take
Senate, could be best thing since sliced bread. |
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 Study:
Viewers Turning to YouTube as News Source
Prefer getting information from piano-playing
cat than Diane Sawyer. |
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