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| MALDIVES
GOV'T IN EMERGENCY SESSION TO
ADDRESS RAPIDLY RISING SEA LEVELS |
| Motion to name blue ribbon
commission to recommend committee
to hire consultant to research
cost of conducting study tabled. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Pakistan's Nukes Secure,
Says Army Chief
After wresting phone from militants. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Dow Soars Above 10,000
Unemployed look on in awe. |
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 O'Reilly
Takes on Sexy Dancing by High
School Cheerleaders
Distracting him from making
obscene phone calls. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Recession Over, Say
Economists
No it's not, say non-economists. |
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New National Health Plan
Benefits Would Not Start for 3 Years
But death panels shovel ready. |
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Deficit Hits All-Time
High of $1.42 Trillion
Goldman Sachs reports record profits of
$1.42 trillion. |
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| REMINDER |
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You can't judge an e-book by its cover |
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With Economy Down, Military
Recruitment Up
We’ll have to start another war. |
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Obama Calls for $250 Payments
To Some Seniors
Those registered to vote. |
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Interracial Couple Denied
Marriage License
Louisiana Justice of the Peace:
“I don't want no more Obamas.” |
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