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| Thank you for
this opportunity to accept most
of the world's hearty congratulations on our
successful test of a nuclear device. For the
rest, that's what you get for disrespecting a
leader whose approval rating never dips below
100%! |
| And, while I normally
have no use for polls, you
don't see any 30-stories-tall statues of
George W. Bush around, do you? Just asking. |
| If the American president, and his
ventriloquist Cheney, want to initiate talks, they can present
me with pristine copies of every Looney Tunes and Merrie
Melodies cartoon featuring Daffy Duck. No Foghorn
Leghorn! And a signed photograph of Mel Blanc. |
| If not, you can check out our low
prices and friendly terms on centrifuge parts, aluminum
rods and highly enriched uranium — with free delivery on
orders over 500 kilotons. |
| That's all folks. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Army: Current Troop Levels in
Iraq Until 2010
At which point they’ll triple. |
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McCain: North Korean Nuke
Clinton's Fault
Also 9/11, the budget deficit, male
pattern baldness. |
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Report: Interior Dept. Workers
Spend Hours Online at Gambling, Sex
Sites
Suggests they get up from their desks
once in a while and stretch. |
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| REMINDER |
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Fill up your tank on
or before election day. |
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Military Keeping Close Eye on
“Potential Terrorist Activity”
Like “Stop the War Now” rally
in Akron, Ohio. |
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135 Federal Employees, Including
One in White House, Bought
Fake Degrees at Diploma Mill
In New Haven. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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YouTube Video of Disney
Characters' Orgy Riles Studio
Spokesman denies Minnie's carrying
Goofy's baby. |
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