| LIFESTYLE |
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 Study:
Women Dress More
Revealingly When Ovulating
Men dress more revealingly during
playoffs. |
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| WAR ON TERROR |
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Profiles
from the Department of
Homeland Security's Potential
Terrorist Target List |
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Potential Target: |
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Old MacDonald's Petting
Zoo |
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Location: |
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Woodville, Alabama |
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Which Is: |
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Between Gurley and Scotsboro,
25 miles east of Huntsville |
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# of Bomb Threats: |
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Zero, (as of
today's date) |
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Primary Target: |
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Hayride, picnic
area, gift shop, playground |
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Secondary Target: |
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Goat, llama,
deer, sheep, pig feeding areas |
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Fun Fact: |
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Terrorists can schedule
family birthday parties before
attacks |
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Next week's
profile: |
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Sweetwater Flea
Market, Sweetwater, Tennessee |
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| FEATURE |
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| The biggest news last
week in Britain was a
claim that the continuing
presence of British
forces in Iraq was making
things worse for both
Iraq and Britain. Who
said it? |
| A ) | The leader of the
peace movement in
Britain. |
| B ) | The former cabinet
minister who resigned in
protest of the war. |
| C ) | Prince Andrew, while
drunk in a pub. |
| D ) | The Chief of British
Military Forces. |
| Hint: “Dog bites
man” is not news. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: 20% Believe The
Living Can Communicate With The Dead
Only 8% of the dead believe they can
communicate with the living. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week,
we erroneously referred to
"the apparent resumption of
dialogue between the United
States and North Korea." It
should have read, "the
apparent resumption of dialogue
between Paris Hilton and Nicole
Richie." We apologize for
the mistake. |
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