| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Who
Needs Boswell? A Camera That
Records Your Entire Life!
With this baby everything you
see, and quite a bit you don't,
is on the record and easily
accessed. Indispensable for memoirs,
divorce cases and paternity
suits. $249, at Paranoia Shack. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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New Device Can See Through
Walls
Great for use in shower when you want
to see who's on other side of wall
looking at you. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Sperm Bank in California Offering
Celebrity Look-Alike Donors
So in 20 years your child may look something like
someone who was briefly famous 20 years earlier. |
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Study: Cats Do Control Humans
Blame your cat for global warming. |
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| ART |
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Fingerprints
Prove Portrait of Young
Woman is Genuine Leonardo
Leonardo DiCaprio. |
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| FACTOID |
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Hummer Drivers Receive 5
Times as Many Tickets as Other Drivers
Statisticians attribute it to karma. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Rev. Moon
Marries 20,000 Couples
Who Just Met
Not shown: 20,000 divorce
lawyers. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Rejects Limbaugh as Rams' Owner
Cites “no bloviators” clause in NFL charter. |
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