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ANIMATRONIC
OBAMA READIED FOR DISNEY WORLD
He'll greet visitors at
entrance to Change Land. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq Election Postponed Until
Jan. 30
(Note: Iraq is country of 28 million
people located in the Middle East between
Syria and Iran.) |
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Pentagon: 1 in 7 Freed From
Gitmo Return to Terrorism
Other six are cab drivers or work in
convenience stores. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Feud
Breaks Out Between Michael
Savage, Rush Limbaugh
Biggest schism since Hitler,
Stalin parted company. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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90 Senators Vote Against
Closing
Guantanamo, Relocating Detainees
Since we have no prisons here. |
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Pentagon Says It Now No
Longer Includes Bible Quotes on Cover
Page of White House Daily Briefings on
Iraq
They've been replaced by Doonesbury. |
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REMINDER |
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We're
living in the golden age
of downsizing. |
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Geithner: No Plans to Cap
Executive Pay
Or hed never play squash in New
York again. |
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Biden Reveals Location of
Cheney's Secure, Undisclosed
Bunker
It's on the border between Afghanistan
and Pakistan. |
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Good News: Senate Passes Credit Card
Bill
Bad news: you still have to pay your credit
card bill. |
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