| TECHNOLOGY |
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Developers
Hope to Build Car That
Gets 3000 Miles Per
Gallon
And is a big chick
magnet. |
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Burma Named Worst Country
For Bloggers
One bad tweet lands you in the wood
chipper. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Tennessee: Bill Passes
Allowing Loaded Guns in Bars
However, amendment requires armed drunks
assign a designated shooter. |
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Pepsi Testing Real Sugar in
Some “Retro” Versions of Its
Beverages
Wants to see if consumers prefer it to
obesity, cancer, heart disease. |
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| SPORTS |
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Book: A-Rod Taking Steroids
Since High School
But was clean in elementary school. |
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 Manny
Ramirez Suspended 50 Games for
Using Banned Substance
Insists “I only used
Rogaine.” |
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| Which of these
recent scientific
breakthroughs is most
likely to help heal the
planet and/or improve the
quality of life on earth? |
| A ) | South Korean
scientists clone glow-in-the-dark dogs. |
| B ) | National
Ignition Facility developing miniature sun
on earth with lasers. |
| C ) | Doritos ad
beamed into space. |
| D ) | Japanese
scientists release pollution-fighting robotic fish
into ocean. |
| Hint: This is only a rhetorical
question. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Air Force
to Redo New York Flyover
Photo Shoot
“Everyone was
moving,” explains
pilot. |
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Scientists Mark 50 Years Since
Search for Intelligent Life Began
All agree it's time to give up. |
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