| EYE ON DESIGN |
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Recently Renovated White House
Situation Room Unveiled
Endless War on Terror required
more comfortable chairs. |
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| WHERE ARE
THEY NOW? |
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 Deborah
Jeane Palfrey
The so-called "D.C.
Madam," Palfrey rocked
Washington when she announced her
intention to reveal the
identities of her former clients,
many of whom were government
officials, some in high places.
Well, today, Ms. Palfrey is
working at her new high-paying
job in the State Department and
says she's "never been
happier." |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Can you match
the problem in the left hand
column with the Bush Administration’s
solution in the right hand column? |
| Problem |
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Solution |
| Iraq |
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Run out the clock |
| Justice Dept. scandals |
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Run out the clock |
| Global warming |
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Run out the clock |
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| This year, with a writers
strike looming, the
networks wisely ordered
shows that don't need
writers. Fortunately,
there's no strike planned
by viewers of such fare. |
| “Celebrity Extreme
Home Makeover”. (CBS):
For those who want
to see stars' tasteless
million-dollar mansions
upgraded to tasteless
multi-million-dollar
mansions, this show is
for you. |
| “Neanderthal Wife
Swap” (ABC): It's
not clear from the
promotional material if
the wives are
Neanderthals, the
husbands, or everybody.
This is the first show
written by signing
gorillas, or at least the
first one to get picked
up. |
| “Friends”
(NBC): What the network
neglects to say in its
handout is that this is
an animated version, with
all the voices
impersonated by Fred
Travalena. |
| “Debatemania”
(MSNBC): Take eight
Democratic candidates,
ten Republican hopefuls,
a 20' x 20' ring,
“last man
standing” rules and
you've got what moderator
Vince McMahon calls
“must-see-it-to-believe-it”
TV. If it works, the
primaries become
irrelevant. |
| (Mr. TV threw out his TV
and has taken up
transcendental
meditation.) |
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