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BUSH
NAMES NEW WAR SCAPEGOAT
Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute (right)
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraqi’s Interior
Ministry to Ban
News Reporters, Photographers
From Sites of Bomb Attacks
What bomb attacks? |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Illinois
Issues Gun License to
10-Month-Old Boy
In case one of his psychotic
loner friends at Baby and Me
class ever decides to go on a
shooting rampage. |
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$500
Million in Gold Coins Found On
Colonial-Era Sunken Ship
Map obtained from one-eyed man
with wooden leg and parrot on his
shoulder. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Mission in Iraq
Redefined
We’re there to find our missing
troops. |
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Bush Calls For Reductions in
Greenhouse Gases
Goes over Cheney's head. |
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Post Office Issues
“Forever” Stamp
Must be used before end of time. |
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REMINDER |
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If we
never leave, they can't
follow us home. |
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Gonzales Resigns, Will Lead
World Bank
Wolfowitz takes over at DOJ. |
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Jimmy Carter: Bush
Administration “Worst in
History”
Even worse than his. |
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POLITICS |
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Newt Gingrich Leaning Towards
Presidential Run
Feels there's room for another serial
adulterer in race. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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All Bees
Disappear
We have only four years left on this
planet. |
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