| PEOPLE |
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Blair Begins
His Retirement
Shown: enjoying a
relaxing game of tennis. |
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Mel Gibson Making Good
Progress in
Rehab, Says Judge
Now believes Jews only caused
“most” wars. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Cerberus, Buyout Firm, Buys
Chrysler
Analysts expect new owners to build
factories, add jobs, bolster workers'
health plan and pension fund. |
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David Stockman Charged With
Securities, Bank Fraud, Conspiracy,
Obstructing an SEC Investigation
Faces another trip to the woodshed. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Umbrella With
Internet Access Keeps You
in Touch
Only drawback: it doesn't
work in the rain. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The United States
is protecting its
citizens by building a
big bioweapons lab in: |
| A ) | an
uninhabited section of
the southwestern desert. |
| B ) | a
suburban area outside
D.C. where high officials
of the Department of
Homeland Security live. |
| C ) | one
of the more accessible
portions of the Moon. |
| D ) | an
urban neighborhood in
Boston, populated mostly
by minorities. |
| Hint: it’s not
on the Moon. Guess again. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: U.S. Health System
Ranks Last Among Wealthy Nations
But tops in hot-looking doctors. |
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Study: Blood Pressure Rising Globally
Due to overeating locally. |
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