ENTERTAINMENT |
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Tyra Banks
Proves Breasts Real on TV
Show
Several Are They
Real? pilots
already in the works. |
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Conservatives Urged to See
March of the
Penguins for
Its Positive Family Values
Penguins urged to see La Cage aux
Folles for its positive penguin
values. |
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PUBLISHING |
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The New York Times Lays
Off 4% of Work Force
Changes motto to Most of the News
That's Fit to Print. |
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BUSINESS |
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Wal-Mart Accused in Court of
Denying Workers Lunch Breaks
They can't afford lunch on what
we're paying them, explains company
lawyer. |
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New Device
Disables Digital Cameras
Up to 33 Feet Away
Pentagon orders
thousands. |
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SCIENCE |
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Mars Orbiter Spots Fresh
Boulder Tracks On Planet's Surface
Just somebody messing with our
minds, says NASA spokesman. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study Questions Effectiveness
Of Studies
Finds further study may be needed. |
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World's
First Face Transplant
Successful |
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Vice President concealed
nature of operation,
claiming it was for
aneurysm. |
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CORRECTION |
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We were mistaken recently
when we reported that the FTC
investigation into alleged gasoline price
gouging by the major oil companies during
hurricane Katrina had targeted former
Chevron/Texaco lawyer Deborah Majores. In
fact, Bush appointed Majores last year to
head the FTC, where she is
overseeing the investigation. We regret
any confusion caused by our error. |
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