| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Ancient Chess
Piece Found in Albania
Shows Game Was Played
500 Years Earlier Than Previously
Believed
First European championship, in
436, should be finished soon. |
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| SPORTS |
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Russian Mafia Figure Charged
with
Fixing Olympic Ice Skating Events
Says deals he arranged were in line with
generally accepted judging practices. |
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Baseball: Last-Minute Flurry
of Trades Creates Confusion
Some players end up on eBay. |
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Home Run Goes Into Orbit
Prompts more calls for drug testing. |
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Pete Rose Starts Own Hall of
Fame
First inductee: Arnold Rothstein. |
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Streakers
Take First
Title
Defeat clothed team, 3-2. |
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There have
been all kinds of people calling for my resignation,
but I have no intention of leaving. My job is to clean
up Wall Street, and I intend to do so.
First of all, who better to correct
this foul situation than the guy who was at the
heart of it to begin with? These crooks who have
been looting their company's coffers are all my
good friends and former colleagues. I know how
they operate. I know what went into their thinking,
mainly because I was the one doing the thinking!
So don't get rid of me, pay me more money.
That's right. I want a nice fat raise. And a promotion.
Time for me to recuse myself.
Thank you. |
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