| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Human Domino Record Broken
Also: record for world's largest
orgy. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Two More Commercial Pilots
Busted for Drinking
Airport bars rethinking two-drink minimum
for pilots. |
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Financial Crisis Eases as
Accountants Head for Beaches During Heat
Wave
Too hot to cook books. |
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WorldCom Announces It’s
"Moving Forward"
New slogan replaces "Going
Under." |
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| CORRECTION |
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We erroneously reported that Noelle
Bush, daughter of Florida Governor Jeb
Bush and niece of President George W.
Bush, had been sentenced to 30 years in
prison for repeated drug offenses. In
fact, Ms. Bush has been sentenced to
report to a judge every other week on her
progress in a drug rehabilitation
program. We regret the error. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study By Scientist Couple:
Women Have Better Memory
For Emotional Events
Wife calls findings
"earth-shaking"; husband says,
"What findings?" |
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University of California
Study: Dogs Smarter Than We Thought
Smarter than typical Californian. |
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| SPACE |
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SETI Dishes
Send Help Wanted Ads Into
Deep Space
Hope aliens will take
jobs nobody else wants. |
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| SPECIAL
FEATURE |
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| 1. |
Trust
us: we're the good guys. |
| 2. |
We
gave you the Big Mac, what else do
you want? |
| 3. |
The
Great Satan has a mother, too. |
| 4. |
If
we're so bad, why do you watch our
movies? |
| 5. |
Somebody
has to be in charge – would you
rather have the Russians? |
| 6. |
The
Germans? |
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