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Some Eyebrows Raised at
Bio-Technology Conference
Mushrooms the size of lampposts
sprouting all over Tokyo. |
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Archeologists Find Signs of
Agriculture in 11,000 BC
Hieroglyphic shows Babylonian Farm
Bureau paid locals not to plant crops. |
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| PEOPLE |
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O.J. Simpson Admits Killing
Wife
Hopes confession will
“jump-start” career. |
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| SPORTS |
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BOXER KNOCKED
OUT, BUT NOT DOWN
Follower
of Maharishi, still
unconscious, continues
levitating following
knockout. |
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