| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Final Year for
Beauty Pageant
Due to stricter environmental
laws, the Miss Ozone
contest will no longer be
held. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Latest “Jurassic
Park”
Getting Good Notices
Critics find actors much more lifelike
this time around. |
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Downey Sentenced to
Probation, Rehab
Will star in remake of “Groundhog
Day.” |
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Most Webby Winners Now
Homeless
Seat fillers accept awards for them.
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| BUSINESS |
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New York Stock Exchange
Installs Slot Machines
Traders demanding “more action,
better odds.” |
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 Bison
Welcome Return of Snowmobiles
to Yellowstone
Animals hope
fast-moving vehicles
bring in needed jobs,
investment capital. |
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| HIGH TECH EXCLUSIVE |
Instructions
for Reassembling EP3 Spy
Plane (batteries
not included)
Congratulations!
You have choose for
reception of nearly- new
EP3 model American Spy
Plane! Easy take apart!
Easy together back
putting!
Step 1: (being the first:
"b")
Making sure all screw and
nuts.
Step 2: for Russians
only! Sorry. All others:
Step 3:
Insert gromet (4) into
flange bushing (h) using
very forceful!
Step 4:
Kick, then pull!
Step 5:
These parts not available
no more! Ask again next
year.
Top part (7e) snugly fit
plastic (h9) also bend.
 Step 6:
Finish! Your Pre-Owned
EP-3 Spy Plane look like
this:
If not, you have wrongly
done! You spy now many
happy hours! BUT NOT ON
CHINA! |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Japanese Women Postponing
Marriage
Researchers not sure why simultaneous
enslavement to husband, children,
parents, aging in-laws losing its
appeal. |
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