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 NO. 876 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 17 - 23, 2017 

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TRUMP HAS THE LOWEST
SIX-MONTH APPROVAL
RATING OF ANY PRESIDENT IN 70 YEARS
But the highest TV ratings.
 
WORLD NEWS
Fukushima: 777,000 Tons of
Water Tainted With Tritium
Will Be Dumped Into Ocean

Popular glow-in-the-dark sushi returning soon to local eateries.
In Paris, Trump Causes Stir by
Telling Brigitte Macron “You're
in Such Good Shape”

Later clarifies, adds “for an old bag.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
More People Than Previously Disclosed Attended Meeting With Don Jr.
New photo casts doubt on his account.
U. S. NEWS
Federal Court Further Limits Trump's Travel Ban
Now, only mothers-in-law banned from entering country.
White House Says Budget Deficit $99B Higher, to $701B This Year
Blames “costly witch hunt” for discrepancy.
 
REMINDER
  Always ask the name of the spy you're meeting with.
 
Poll: Trump Voters Back the
President No Matter What

He could shoot them and everyone else in their family on 5th Avenue and they'd still support him.
 
POLITICS
Kid Rock Running for Senator From Michigan
Although some fear he's merely using it as a presidential stepping stone.
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