Ironic Times

 NO. 188 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 19 - 25, 2004 

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REPORT: CHENEY TOOK JUSTICE SCALIA ON BABY SEAL HUNT
But they “never discussed” future Supreme Court cases, he says.
WORLD NEWS
Bush Reconsiders Date for
Transfer of Power

November 2nd may be too early to let Americans govern themselves.
Iraq Begins Public Hearings Into Country's Intelligence Failures
Panel hopes to find out why they missed signs of U.S. invasion, and how to prevent such attacks in the future.
 
BUSINESS
Wal-Mart Begins Selling
Anti-Smut DVD Players

Machines skip all offensive material related to unions.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Bush Names New Intelligence Czar
He'll oversee all spying operations, foreign and domestic, answer to no one, and wear women's clothes.
U. S. NEWS
President Forgets First
Lady's Birthday

Received briefing titled “Wife's Birthday Coming Soon,” but memo contained nothing specific, he says.
IRS Reports Fewer Audits of
American Corporations

Too costly to fly agents to the Cayman Islands.
 
REMINDER
   Things always spiral out of control
   before they get better.
 
Experts Baffled by Drop-Off in Reenlistments for U.S. Military
Despite low pay, danger, hardship, surprise extension of deployments in hostile lands.
Bush: Tax Cuts Working
He saved $30,858.
 
IRONIC TIMES POLL
Public Split on Iraq Occupation
Some see it as endless quagmire, others compare it to Vietnam.
 
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