 TRUMP HITS BACK
AT COMEY MEMOS
Says they prove no collusion, no
obstruction AND NO PEEING!! |
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Readers of National Enquirer
One of Most Supportive of Trump's Campaign,
Says Tabloid's Owner
They like Trump, and they hope aliens who
abducted Elvis return him at once. |
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Washington Post: Sean Hannity
Trump's “Unofficial Chief of Staff”
“Fox and Friends” his unofficial cabinet. |
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In Tweet, Trump Denies Calling
Rod Rosenstein “Mr. Peepers,” |
 Jeff Sessions
“Mr. Magoo”
Also denies calling Mitch McConnell “Toby Turtle.” |
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Trump Unexpectedly Delays New
Sanctions on Russia
Then quietly grants it most favored nation status. |
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Pentagon Wraps Up Study of
Effectiveness of Strikes Against Syria
Concludes they distracted public from Trump's
problems for three hours. |
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Be nice to your fixer. |
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Trump Files for Tax Extension
Until the 12th of Never. |
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Survey: 42% of Americans
Will Retire Broke
Relying on garage sales, eBay, and “Antiques
Roadshow” to get by. |
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 Trump Hires
Giuliani, Whom He Has Long Admired
For having balls to move his mistress into
the mayor's mansion while his wife was
still living there. |
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