 PENCE SUSPENDS
HIS CAMPAIGN
However, should all other candidates get wiped
out in natural disasters and/or civil
insurrections, he will reconsider. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iceland: Women Go on
Strike for One Day
Men retaliate: refuse to have sex. |
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| POLL |
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One in Four Americans
Believes Political Violence
Justified to “Save” Country
One in seven just want to clobber somebody. |
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 Putin Gets New Conference Table
Shown: meeting with his closest advisers. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Finally Elect a Speaker
Find someone with little experience and
just the right mix of white Christian nationalism,
election denialism, anti-gay, anti-abortion,
anti-democratic views, and pledges not to
work across the aisle. |
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Menendez Charged With Trying
to Become an Agent of Egypt
Was promised prime burial plot
inside Great Pyramid of Giza. |
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Try not to eat too much plastic. |
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More People Moving to Florida, Texas
They hate the people, the weather, the
food, the culture — but love the low taxes. |
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Report: Trump Wanted
Melania to Parade Around
Mar-a-Lago in a Bikini
And “make nice-nice” with all the spies. |
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 Senate Report:
Justice Thomas's RV Loan Forgiven
“I pay for gas,” notes Thomas. |
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