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PAGE THREE – OCT 30 - NOV 5, 2023
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TECHNOLOGY
Swedish Engineers Design Female Crash Test Dummies
Based on Anita Ekberg, it's outselling Swedish male crash test dummies two to one.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: People Who Hit
Snooze and Sleep Later
Perform Better on Tests

Those test results can help them get a new job after losing their last one for being chronically late.
 
EDUCATION
Report: Richest Children
Score Highest on SAT Test,
Poorest Children Lowest

And yet both groups get identical, high quality educations.
 
LAW
Attorneys General for 42 States
Sue Meta for Addicting Children
to Facebook, Instagram

Claim children grow up, become adults, and attorneys general.
FEATURE
In 2003, the Human Genome Project found that all humans share a large percentage of their DNA and that the notion of "race" is meaningless. What percentage of DNA do all humans share?
   A )  75%  
   B )  80%  
   C )  85%  
   D )  99.9 %  
Hint: a mirror isn't as accurate.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Charlottesville's Robert E. Lee
Statue Secretly Melted Down to
Create New, Less Controversial Statue

Alfred E. Neuman.

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