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 NO. 1192 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 7 - 13, 2023 

Jul 31
Aug 14
TRUMP FACES 78 CRIMINAL CHARGES IN THREE CASES
Of course, everyone has their favorites.
 
WORLD NEWS
China: Officials Keep Disappearing as Xi Cleans House
Those still there swallow Apple Airtags just in case.
 
FACTOID
Trump's False or Misleading
Claims Total 30,573 Over
4 Years as President

He's now considered “the LeBron James of lying.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump Shoots Someone on Fifth Avenue
Victim identified as former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows.
U. S. NEWS
GOP's 2024 Climate Strategy: More Fossil Fuels, Less Clean Energy
Urges voters to “embrace the Apocalypse.”
Report: Trump May Avoid
Prison Due to Required Secret
Service Protection

Could get house arrest in Trump Tower, barred from traveling below 56th floor.
 
REMINDER
  You can yell fire in a crowded theater even if everyone in the theater tells you there is no fire.
 
Incandescent Bulb Ban Begins
Additional border agents hired to thwart incandescent bulb smugglers.
 
POLITICS
Iowa: Republican Presidential
Hopefuls Raise Voices in Fury
at Trump

In a closet, prior to going on stage.
Pence Won't Rule Out
Supporting Trump if
He's the Nominee

“The man didn't hang me,” he explains.
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