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MISCELLANEOUS
Canada to Require Health Warnings on Individual Cigarettes
Tobacco companies complain new warnings “excessively morbid.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Breakthrough: “Infinitely Recyclable” Plastic Could Solve Pollution Problem
Setback: Exxon-Mobil bought patents, closed down company.
 
LAW
Report: No Legal Protections
for AI Disinformation

“Who you gonna sue?” says one chatbot.
 
SPORTS
College Athletic Conferences Dramatically Realign
Kickoff game this year: Ohio State vs. Columbia School of Broadcasting.
Baseball: Brawl Between Guardians, White Sox Lasts Almost Twenty Minutes
Ends just before time expires on brawl clock.
FEATURE
How many other presidents besides Trump have been arrested?
   A )  5  
   B )  3  
   C )  1  
   D )  0  
Hint: Grant caught speeding on a horse doesn't rise to attempting a coup, but it counts.
 
EDUCATION
Florida Restores AP Psychology
to Curriculum

Gov. DeSantis had objected to his picture being used as an example of megalomania.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Trump Flies to Washington,
Pleads Not Guilty, Flies Back

He's released, not considered a flight risk.

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