| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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San Francisco Traffic Snarled
by Stalled Driverless Taxis
Jam eventually cleared by robocops. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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China Warns College Graduates
Not to Be So Picky About Jobs
Not everyone can get work at a
fake Apple store. |
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Report: Amount of Plastic in Ocean
Less Than Previously Thought
It's a little less than a total catastrophe. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 “Be Likable,
Ron!” Banner Flies Above
DeSantis Appearance
Candidate responds forcefully: “Never!” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Americans' Credit Card
Debt Tops $1 Trillion
Demand for full and part-time goons
at all-time high. |
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Trump's Lawyers Resort
to Delaying Tactics
Speak very, very slowly, tell long,
pointless anecdotes, draw out every
last syllable, hoping to run out clock. |
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| REMINDER |
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The revolution will be televised
on pay-per-view. |
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Florida: DeSantis “Anti-Woke”
Policies Costing State Millions
Mostly revenue from Drag Queen Story Hour. |
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| POLITICS |
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GOP Hopefuls Disparage Courts,
Schools, Military, Elections
Libraries, entertainment, social
media, journalism, women, gays,
blacks, Jews, and many many more. |
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