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TECHNOLOGY
Grok, Musk's New AI Image Generator, Immediately Used Against Him
Although a forensic AI analysis of this image finds it was not AI generated.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Secret Service: Trump Will Have
Bulletproof Glass Shielding Him
at Outdoor Rallies

And a bulletproof teleprompter.
 
EDUCATION
Colleges, Universities Deal With Growing Plagiarism Scandals
Some remove “cut” and “paste” from school computers.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Trump Tells Musk: Climate
Change Just Means “More
Oceanfront Properties”

“And maybe a few less island nations,” he muses.
 
SPORTS
Los Angeles Aiming for
Car-Free Olympics in 2028

Except for demonstration sports: Drag Racing, Demolition Derby.
When the United States, Canada, Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand were examined for life expectancy trends, which country fared the poorest?
   A )  Canada  
   B )  New Zealand  
   C )  Ireland  
   D )  The UK  
   E )  Australia  
   F )  The United States  
Hint: you'd think with more guns than people no one would get killed, but...
 
LIFE STYLE
Trending: AI-Powered Dating Apps
“Miss Lonelybots guarantees a perfect match or you'll receive three more perfect matches.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Claims Photo of Kamala Getting Off Plane Doctored by AI
“Where are the propellers?” he asks, incredulous.

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