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PEOPLE
Pictures of JD Vance in Drag Surface Online
He defends pics, claims he “never read any stories to anyone.”
Trump Poses for Pic With Vet
Then notices guy's disabled and calls it off.
 
BUSINESS
Harris Proposes Plan to Fight Price Gouging
It's likely to require some eye gouging.
Estates Cashing in by Creating Voice Clones of Deceased Celebrities
See goldmine in charging cutomers to hear Boris Karloff read Goodnight Moon.
Study: Stores' Strategy of Locking Products in Cases Backfiring, Leading to Drop in Sales
Thieves refuse to shop at these places.
SCIENCE
Large Underground Reservoir of Water Discovered on Mars
Scientists fantasize about just how much you could charge for a bottle of “Martian Water”' on Earth.
Stonehenge Mystery Solved: 6-Ton Stone Transported 450 Miles From Scotland
Scotland wants it back, but no one knows how to get it there.
Scientists Decipher 61 Predictions Written on 4,000-Year-Old Babylonian Tablet
Turns out, they all came true — about 3,900 years ago.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientists Determine Humans Age Dramatically at 44 and 60
At 44 they buy a red sportscar, and at 60 they have to sell it.

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