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TECHNOLOGY
Musk Says Self-Driving Taxis Will Be Tesla's Future
He'll simply repurpose thousands of returned Teslas, stencil “Taxi” on side.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: More Younger Men Falling
for Older Women, More Older
Women Falling for Younger Men

And more very old men falling for teenage girls.
 
REAL ESTATE
Realtors Nationwide Agree to
Replace Mandatory 6% Fee

With optional 6% fee.
 
SPORTS
Athletes Complain About Quality of Food in Olympic Village
“And such tiny portions,” says American gold medal winning shotputter Ryan Crouser.
FEATURE
What was Earth's hottest day in recorded history?
   A )  July 19, 2024  
   B )  July 20, 2024  
   C )  July 22, 2024  
   D )  July 23, 2024  
Hint: see a trend here?
 
POLL
58% “Strongly Agree” Democracy
Best System of Government,
21% “Somewhat Agree”

Remaining 21% “strongly disagree,” and they're the ones behind Project 2025.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Defense Secretary Revokes Plea Deal Reached With 9/11 Mastermind
Shown: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's high school yearbook photo.

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