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PAGE THREE – APRIL 8 - 14, 2024
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MISCELLANEOUS
As Hippie Generation Ages, Seniors More Likely to Be Democrats
Their motto: “Don't trust anyone under 30.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
OpenAI Withholding New
Ability to Simulate Human
Voice, Fearing Disinformation

Announcement made by Jimmy Durante.
Apple Developing Robot That Follows Users Around the House
Picking up after them.
 
EDUCATION
College Tuition Has Risen to
$100,000 at Some Schools

But that's nothing compared to the $5 million your dad donated to get you in.
 
SPORTS
Critics Fear Gambling's
Growing Presence in Sports

Current odds gambling will go away: one in a trillion.
FEATURE
In Rwanda, 61% of parliamentary seats are held by women. In the United States, what percentage of politcal seats are held by women?
   A )  63%  
   B )  64%  
   C )  65%  
   D )  29%  
Hint: you've come a long way, baby, at least in Rwanda.
 
RELIGION
Some Claim Eclipse Sign
of Apocalypse

And that's their justification for raising prices.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
RFK Jr Says Biden “Much Worse Threat to Democracy” Than Trump
“Now that I have your attention...” he continues.

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