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PEOPLE
House GOP Seeks to Rename Dulles Airport After Trump
Having already renamed Republcan Party after him.
 
ELECTION 2024
Report: RFK Jr May Appeal
More to Trump Voters

“He says a lot of crazy things,” says one admirer.
 
BUSINESS
Experts: Trump's Truth
Social a “Scam,” “Con
Job,” “Ponzi Scheme”

Trump: experts “liars,” “con artists,” “criminal lunatics.”
Disney: Iger Beats Back
“Anti-Woke” Faction in
Contentious Shareholder Fight

Outvoted group wants to prevent Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey, Louie, or the Little Mermaid from “transitioning to a different sexual orientation.”
Republican-Led States Hope
to Ban Lab-Grown Meat

All meat must be bludgeoned, slaughtered or run over.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
National Highway Safety Council Launches “Don't
VR and Drive” Campaign

Hopes to reduce growing number of augmented reality traffic deaths.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Analysis: 57 Companies
Responsible for 80% of
Greenhouse Gas Emissions
Since 2016

Also responsible for 90% of commercials claiming they're fighting global warming.
 
CORRECTION
 
In a recent edition we reported that Ye (formerly known as Kanye) complained on X (formerly known as Twitter) that AI pictures of his wife's head photoshopped on a nude woman's body were being circulated online. In fact, it was Ye who sent out the pictures, he wasn't complaining, it's not AI, and that's definitely his wife's body, not just his wife's head. We apologize for any confusion.

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