TECHNOLOGY |
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San Francisco:
Autonomous Robo-Taxis Set on Fire
All cabbies, cops, pedestrians, Uber
and Lyft drivers persons of
interest. |
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EDUCATION |
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Penn Becomes First School to
Offer Degree in Artificial Intelligence
With plagiarism encouraged. |
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LAW |
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Judge Orders Trump to Pay $355
Million in Civil Fraud Trial
Or $10 per sucker who donates to
his legal defense fund. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Trend: Tooth Fairies Leaving
Far Larger Sums for Lost Teeth
Kids demanding payments in crypto. |
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BREAKING NEWS |
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Date Set for First Criminal
Trial of a Former President
A date that will live in infamy,
says Trump. |
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FEATURE |
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According to the Congressional
Budget Office, what effect does
immigration have on our nation's
economy? |
A ) | A loss of $7
billion over the next decade. |
B ) | A loss of $70
billion over the next decade. |
C ) | A loss of $700
billion over the next decade. |
D ) | A boost of $7
trillion over the next decade. |
Hint: instead of a wall, how
about a welcoming committee? |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Frenchman's 27-Foot-High
Matchstick Eiffel Tower Receives
Guinness World Record
Hailed as world's largest
free-standing fire hazard. |
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