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PEOPLE
Tucker Carlson: Moscow “So Much Nicer” Than Any City in U.S.
“And I've heard good things about the Gulag.”
RNC Head Ronna Romney McDaniel Steps Aside
To spend more time with Romney side of family.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Neo-Nazi Music Shows Reappear in Europe
Don't go expecting to hear any ballads.
 
MEDIA
2024 Super Bowl Most-Watched Telecast of All Time With 124 Million Viewers
Surpasses previous record, set on September 27, 1955, when 123 million tuned in to “The Pinky Lee Show” (to see if he recovered from heart attack on previous week's show).
SCIENCE
Pentagon's Former Chief
Investigator of Unidentified
Anomalous Phenomena (UAP)
Says Absolutely No Evidence of
Extraterrestrials, Aliens, or
Related Government Coverups

Before suddenly vanishing without a trace.
Japan to Launch World's First Wooden Satellite
Would become first artisanal object in space.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Survey: Nearly 15% of Americans Don't Believe Climate Change Real
Almost all of them shut-ins.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Pesticide Chlormequat Found
in 92% of Oat-Based Foods, But
Only 80% of Americans Tested

Conclusion: somebody isn't eating their Cheerios.
Study: Viagra May Help Fight Alzheimer's in Older Men
But it's mostly a nuisance and poses a serious risk to grandma.

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