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MISCELLANEOUS
Elmo's Post on X “How is Everybody Doing?” Met With Angst, Negativity, Despair
“Bunch of navel-gazing headcases out there,” quips his pal Snuffalupagus.
Republican Congresswoman
Nominates Trump for Nobel
Peace Prize

For his tireless work at blowing things up.
 
EDUCATION
Colleges, Universities Deal With Growing Plagiarism Scandals
As those who can read and write replaced by those who can copy and paste.
 
LAW
Report: Trump's Pacs Spent $50 Million on His Legal Bills Last Year
And they're looking forward to spending ten times that much this year.
Missouri Republican Wants
to Bring Back Duels to Settle
Political Differences

And giant gunfights instead of votes in Congress.
FEATURE
When did the fossil fuel industry first realize burning fossil fuels would eventually result in a climate catastrophe?
   A )  2001  
   B )  1996  
   C )  1987  
   D )  1954  
Hint: they didn't want to upset Ike, who had a heart condition.
 
TRAVEL
Report: Nervous Airline Passengers Look for Missing Bolts
Many travel with their own bolts, just in case.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
"Diaper Spa" for Adults Raises Eyebrows in Small New Hampshire Town
Particularly the breastfeeding.

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