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PEOPLE
Report: Behind Closed Doors Biden Calls Trump a “Sick Fuck”
Before a large crowd of MAGA faithful Trump calls Biden a “sick fuck.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
During Holidays, Hallmark
Channel Beat Out CNN, MSNBC

CNN announces “A Wolf Blitzer Family Christmas” will premiere next December.
 
BUSINESS
Delaware Judge Voids Elon
Musk's $55 Billion Bonus
Package From Tesla

Reduces it to a frozen turkey.
Report: New York Times
Earnings Higher Thanks
to Increased Emphasis
on Games

Their new slogan: “All the _ _ _ _ That's Fit to Print.”
MEDIA
Fox News Warns Taylor Swift
to Stay Out of Politics

“It's none of your beeswax,” says Judge Jeanine Pirro.
 
SCIENCE
Musk Says He's Implanted
First Neuralink Brain Chip
in Human Patient

And she's the next Mrs. Musk.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Apple's Vision Pro Augmented Reality Headset Goes on Sale
For $3,499 you can see reality in a whole new light: with advertising.
Study: AI Chatbots Choose
Violence, Nuke Strikes Over
Negotiation in Wargames

And that won't change, say experts, until chatbots get drafted.

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