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PEOPLE
Report: Mark Zuckerberg Building Underground Bunker in Hawaii
And one just like it in metaverse.
NRA's LaPierre Steps Down
Accused of diverting millions donated to keep AR-15s, armor-piercing ammunition legal, and using it to pay for luxury cruises, designer suits.
 
BUSINESS
Driverless Truck Companies
to Drop Human Copilots

“They talk too much and have to eat, sleep, and pee,” says trade group spokesperson.
 
REAL ESTATE
India: White House Replica Built on Top of Skyscraper
Rumor has it by mistake.
SCIENCE
Two Private Companies Plan
Lunar Missions This Year

Acme Rockets, Seven Santini Brothers Aerospace each will place landers on moon.
Newly Discovered Exoplanet Reflects Light Like a Mirror
And you thought disco was dead.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Survey of AI Technologists:
5% Chance AI Causes
Human Extinction

As long as it doesn't get into the wrong hands.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Hydroxychloroquine
May Have Caused 17,000
Deaths During Covid

“Never heard of it,” says Trump.
Florida's Surgeon General
Calls for Halt to Covid Vaccines

“If he walks like a quack and talks like a quack, he's a quack,” say critics.

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