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PEOPLE
Lauren Boebert to Run in Different District
Under a different name, and with a “game-changing” make-over.
After Gaffe, Nikki Haley Acknowledges Civil War About Slavery
Not, as she first claimed, “wokeness.”
 
MEDIA
New York Times Sues OpenAI, Microsoft for Copyright Infringement
Claims chatbots have devoured all its content and solved all its crossword puzzles.
 
PEOPLE
Bombshell: List of More Than 170 Names Connected to Epstein About to Go Public
Expected to be a Who's Who of the randy well-to-do.
SCIENCE
Scientists Claim to Have Had
a 20-Minute Conversation
With a Whale

Followed by severe hangovers the next morning.
Artificial Intelligence Becoming More “Sophisticated,” “Powerful”
“Secretive,” “malevolent” just around the corner.
 
REMINDER
  Maintain a diverse portfolio of crypto, bitcoin, and other imaginary currencies.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientist: Humans Evolving
More Rapidly Than Ever

Predicts we'll lose our pinky toes by 2100.
 
TRENDS
New Word “Delulu” Popular
With Gen Z

Replaces “cray-cray,” popular with Gen Y.

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