TECHNOLOGY |
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AI Cleaning Robot Picks Up
Clothes Off the Floor and
Puts Them in Laundry Basket
While endlessly repeating recorded
message, Get up off the couch, go
out and get a job. |
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Upheaval at OpenAI Over
Whether AI Good or Bad
for Humanity
By humanity, they mean shareholders. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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France: Napoleon's
Hat Sells for $2.1 Million at Auction
Winning bidder says he bought it because
I'm crazy. |
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SPORTS |
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After DUI, Colts Owner Claims
Police Stopped Him Because
He's a White Billionaire
Driving while white with a deep
portfolio, he adds. |
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FEATURE |
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There are 1,073,743 registered
firearms in the United States.
How many unregistered firearms
are there (estimated)? |
A ) | 989,024 |
B ) | 1,423,218 |
C ) | 3,922,732 |
D ) | 392,273,257 |
Hint: there are more than enough
for everybody. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Oxfam: Richest 1% Pollute
More Than Poorest 66%
Though much of the pollution does
trickle down to the poor. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Rolling Stones
Tour Being Sponsored by AARP
Along with Metamucil, Geritol, and
A Place for Mom. |
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