With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
When he gets too close his phone's
porn app alarm goes off and the visit
is cut short.
King Charles Has His Shoelaces Ironed
Apparently too lazy to do it himself.
|Medieval Times Workers
End Strike After 9 Months
Without New Contract
Had hoped for health insurance, were
offered thicker shields.
AI-Generated Woman Replaces
Ego-Driven Human Influencers
Not to mention wives and girlfriends.
|New Research Finds First
Evidence That Different
Groups of Apes Cooperate
If true, perhaps we could learn from them.
Mexico Work Frantically to Save
With help from crossword puzzle
enthusiasts, professional Scrabble
|HEALTH / MEDICINE
Perfect Health by Releasing Doctor's Note
on Biden's 81st Birthday
Diagnosis that he's the healthiest
person who ever walked on planet
Earth raises eyebrows, however.